Harry's Grill

Harry's Grillis your typical burger combo joint where you can get a great burger anyway you like and some nice fries with seasoning and maybe a cold side of ranch if you like it that way. There is probably a diner/ eating establishment/ place like this near you. Maybe Ted's or Jim's or Troy's. Harry's Grill is basically like all of those places with a few exceptions... 1. it's right on PCH in Sunset Beach, 2. it is two stories tall, and 3. the funniest pelican in the world eats lunch there.

I know. A pelican. I have heard of dogs with personality or cats who are emotional, but this was the funniest fucking bird I had ever seen in my life. We ate back there about two weeks ago and this pelican looked first of all, drunk off his ass. Secondly, he was hopping around on the outside patio out there like he was Jim Carrey or something back in his prime. So much of comedy is non-verbal. This bird just looked like a cool guy to kick it with. I would love to go grab some drinks with this pelican sometime.

So anyway, the food is incredible. I usually wind up ordering the burger combo or the chicken fingers. The fries are great. The soda is cold. You can see the ocean from the second floor patio. The service is top notch, friendly and professional. It is a great burger, but I will never forget that bird.

When I have Fast Food...

Mc Donald's - Best fries. Best Coke. I think they have a special mixture of Coke made just for Mc Donald's that compliments their salty menu with the perfect Coke recipe. Their straws are the best. Biggest straws in the fast food industry.

I just get some hamburgers at Mickey D's, but it's hard not to say those fries aren't incredible.

Jack in the Box - Best Chicken Strips. Best Ranch. Best Value Menu. Jack just might be considered my favorite fast food place because I like so many things there. Jumbo Jack. 99 cent Chicken Sandwich (actually 1.29). Eggroll. Those are my main recommendations.

Burger King - Whopper is really something special. I used to really think about how in the world could they only be charging 99 cents for that. I used to have a real tough time with that because it has so many toppings and it's a big burger.

BK's fries have too much batter on them for me. Their Chicken Sandwiches are also simple and satisfying.

I don't know what this french kid is saying, but whatever it is, it's got to be funny...

Good Day Cafe...

The Good Day Cafe is a quiet little spot around the corner from my apartment. It is only open for breakfast and lunch, closing at 3pm.

Everything here is incredible. They have a carrot ginger soup there that will blow your mind. Tasty sandwiches, soups, fries... everything made fresh using incredible ingredients. It's hard to screw up a club sandwich, but theirs is extremely satisfying.

Try any of their soups if the carrot ginger scares you.

House of Brews...

House of Brews in Huntington Beach. I am a Buffalo Wing expert. I try Buffalo Wings everywhere I go. I will have Buffalo Wings for breakfast.

With that being said, these are without a doubt the best wings I have ever had. Feel free to disagree. But please try them first and then tell me a better place.

Best Buffalo Wings ever.

Their Meatball Pizza is also incredible. Beer is always cold. The game is always on. Their fries are also top notch. You can rely on good service there as well.